22.02.2017  •  Shop NEWS


Audiolord - Shutting your neighbours up for good. A new service brought to you by pauseljudbild.com, die Fotos zur Kampagne von Mathias STERNER c/o MINK MGMT

What the hell is it? Mathias STERNER c/o MINK MGMT fotografiert die aufmerksamkeitsstarke AUDIOLORD Kampagne für Pause Home Entertainment. Aus dem Netz der Dinge erfahren wir: "Pause Home Entertainment is one of Sweden's best known stores for top notch audio equipment. They sell the really heavy stuff. And by heavy, we mean brutally amazing. Sound so big that it will out-sound any loud and disturbing neighbour. To prove it, we created a new service that will blow your mind, literally. And above all, shut your neighbours disturbing activities up for all eternity. So, say hello to the Audiolord, and good bye to annoying neighbours." Und nichtz weniger lustig geht es weiter im Text. Die nächste Frage lautet : How does it work? Die Antwort: "First of all, locate your disturbing neighbours. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? Then call the Audiolord Hotline and leave a message with your name, adress and telephone number. Now wait for the Audiolord to confirm your call and accept the mission. Wait for the Audiolord to arrive. Let him take care of business, and don't ask any questions. Behold the miracles of really big sound." Und letzte Frage: How much does it cost? " This service is a major operation for people who really, really want to teach their loud neighbours a lesson. If Audiolord can't shut your neighbours up, no one can. With that in mind, the price is just about right at 750 Euros per intervention. And for your own good, please remember that the Audiolord never ever negotiates." Details erhältst Du unter : pauseaudiolord.com/#information, die tollen Fotos gleich hier auf GoSee.